About 3 years in the past I used to be extremely fortunate: I used to be recognized with pancreatic most cancers. Lucky? One of probably the most deadly types of most cancers, how the heck used to be that fortunate? Well, as it used to be discovered extremely early. No, now not earlier than lunchtime, however earlier than it had long past anyplace.
A decade earlier than I had requested my physician for a fast demise. It wasn’t for me, it used to be for a play I used to be writing referred to as Death The Musical. With all of the boomers heading for the overall curtain, I concept it used to be a fascinating topic for comedy to inspect. Mike Nichols hated it. We would have read-throughs round our eating desk, with nice other people like Tim Curry, David Hyde Pierce, Tracey Ullman, Rita Wilson, Julian Sands, Jim Piddock, and a younger Jordan Peele, the place we’d learn the play and John Du Prez would play the songs we’d demoed and other people would chuckle and be more than pleased and Mike would invariably say, “No. It’s crap.”
Once, on Mike’s birthday, we had a studying, and when I were given to David Geffen’s mansion in Bel Air for his celebration, Mike’s spouse, his daughter, and more than a few different pals all congratulated me at the good fortune of the studying.
“They’re all talking about how funny it was.”
“No,” stated Mike, “it’s still crap.”
My play used to be about a creator who’s writing a musical about demise when he discovers he’s about to die. Dramatic irony, proper? The shaggy dog story for me used to be that as he used to be handiest a creator and there used to be a playoff recreation that weekend in L.A., they had been having bother getting other people to wait his memorial.
When a world-famous superstar falls beneath a bus
It makes us really feel higher that it isn’t us.
It makes us really feel higher that regardless of who
The wealthy and the noted will have to additionally die too.
But despite the fact that I cherished Freddie and I’m his PR
The title of a creator received’t cross very some distance.
Yet despite the fact that he used to be type and no person politer,
Still, in spite of everything, Fred used to be handiest a creator.
For Stars and their intercourse lives
The web hums
But for handiest a creator
For my plot to paintings I had to kill my personality off temporarily, and as a part of my analysis, I requested David Kipper, my physician buddy, the fastest solution to die.
He gave me the thin all through a ball recreation at Dodger Stadium.
“What is the quickest, surest, and most sudden cause of death?” I requested.
“Pancreatic cancer,” stated Kipper with out hesitation. “You may only have three weeks.”
“Perfect,” I stated.
Flash ahead 10 years to 2019 and my identical buddy Kipper is taking me to a number of exams at imaging amenities. He makes a speciality of preventative drugs, and I somewhat reluctantly undergo those tests as a result of, whilst I reasonably like being alive, because the son of a nurse, I have an inbred worry of hospitals. So at the present time we’re doing an MRI. He has already performed blood paintings and notices a somewhat top marker, a doubtful blood ranking on a panel, and on a slump asks Westside Medical Imaging, whilst they’re analyzing a couple of alternative spaces, to shoot an isotope into me to focus on and take a have a look at the pancreas.
“Just add a little contrast,” he instructs the technician.
It is going into my IV. A somewhat warming feeling because the iodine spreads. He disappears into the keep an eye on sales space and I am slid beneath the banging scanner. It’s now not lengthy. The banging stops and I meet Kipper within the keep an eye on house.
“Hey buddy,” he says, “let’s just go in here.”
I can inform instantly he’s critical.
It can’t be extra critical.
It’s pancreatic most cancers.
Of direction I to find it humorous. How may just I now not? Here’s Kipper giving me the analysis I requested him for 10 years in the past. What’s my lifestyles motto? Entropy and Irony. Both pigeons limping house to roost. He and the MRI technician gaze on the ghost of a tumor sitting in the midst of my pancreas. It is unbroken. It is unattached. But it’s undeniably, most definitely, the C factor. However, this little pet continues to be rather new. It hasn’t burst or unfold.
“Here’s the good news, Eric,” he says, “neither the technician nor anyone here has ever seen this at this stage. It’s unattached, no nodes, and we have a very good chance of whipping it out.”
I spoil the scoop to my spouse Tania, and despite the fact that she’s going to disclose later that she would cross into the lawn with the canines and cry, I inform her early on that she is on no account British and that tears, or even different expressions of emotion, are reasonably applicable. She can weep. She can come for a hug. Anytime, evening or day. She is steadfast, sturdy, and decided to peer me up on my toes once more.
We instantly make a decision that pancreatic most cancers is such a frightening time period and freaks other people out such a lot that we will be able to name my analysis Kenny. Kenny is some distance much less threatening. Kenny is manageable. Kenny is one thing we will be able to discuss publicly. The subsequent day I have an appointment at The Kenny Center. In the Kennyology parking zone, because the valet takes away my automotive, I say to Tania: “This is the Valet of the Chateau of Death.”
There continues to be no remedy for the typical comic.
Idle (some distance proper) with contributors of the Monty Python crew on location in Tunisia to movie Monty Python’s Life of Brian, which options the track “Always Look at the Bright Side of Life,” 1978.
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Kipper has cleared his time table to sign up for us. The Kenny physician is overdue. Caroline, his scientific assistant, is going throughout the effects. They are as predicted. A cancerous tumor in the midst of the pancreas. Tania asks her how lengthy I have. Caroline says, “I honestly can’t tell you, we’ve never had someone at such an early stage as this. It’s so early that there are no statistics on it.”
“Not only is this good news, Eric,” says Kipper, “but the doctors are going to love this. They rarely get a chance to cure these things, and your diagnosis is so early we have a very good chance of getting it all out.”
This optimism is showed by way of the surgeon who now comes down to peer me. An air of comedy enters with him as Dr. Nissen is dressed in what can handiest be described as a Monty Python jacket, one thing Michael Palin or I would have worn as a TV game-show host: a crimson floral paisley dinner jacket. He laughs as all of us do and excuses himself. He had simply come from a reunion lunch at Manhattan Beach. Later he guarantees to put on the jacket for my surgical treatment.
Kipper discusses the advantages of robot surgical treatment with him, which is it sounds as if way more correct than a surgeon.
“And a lot cheaper,” I indicate. To laughter.
They are all prepared. The entire crew, docs, nurses, and surgeon. Usually they’re preventing a hopeless combat in opposition to Kenny. With me they could have a excellent end result. And I’m are compatible and wholesome, provides Kipper. It’s strange to suppose that had he now not referred to as for that further take a look at I would possibly were strolling round with out understanding this time bomb used to be ticking away within me. Just carried on with my 12 months, planning, taking a look excellent and wholesome with this rising within. As I hug him, I say, “There’s no doubt you just saved my life.”
I’m rarely house earlier than we’re booked for my subsequent appointments. Shots Monday. Full-body scan Tuesday. Operation Thursday.
The query now could be who to inform. Of direction the children. I’d despatched my son Carey an e mail the evening earlier than asking him to name over the weekend. He’d referred to as instantly. Taking me by way of marvel. Tania and I had simply toasted Kenny with a glass of Cristal Louis. I’m now not ingesting. But I’m now not now not ingesting at moments like this. My son is courageous and really encouraging. He instantly gives to fly in from Australia. Now the toughest factor I have left to do, except for having no tea for twenty-four hours, is to damage the scoop of Kenny to our daughter Lily. She has been averting me as though some intuition is caution her. I suspect she thinks we’re going to have a monetary communicate. She will get married in a 12 months, and I wish to reassure her I will likely be there for her. Long in the past I promised I used to be going to bounce at her marriage ceremony, however, I warned her, it used to be going to be an interpretative dance.
“Now,” I say to my spouse, “it may have to be a lap dance…”
Our pals we most commonly make a decision to spare. Better to damage the scoop when it’s over. One method or every other. But I make my attorney buddy Tom Hoberman chuckle when I say that a minimum of it’s higher than boarding college. He is a Kenny survivor of each lung and prostate, so I’m fortunate to also have him nonetheless in my lifestyles. And at dinner at the eve of the surgical treatment, I am tempted to inform my previous buddy Jim Beach that I am heading into clinic for a primary op, however his movie Bohemian Rhapsody has simply picked up 4 Oscars on the Academy Awards.
“Oh, four Oscars, eh? I got awarded Pancreatic Cancer, but they’re still cutting it…”
No, it kind of feels totally tasteless to rain on his parade. And we’re extremely joyful for him.
Tania is being very courageous, and I keep in mind to inform her the gag I made when Kipper first broke the scoop to me: “Well, Trump and Brexit have certainly made death a far more appealing alternative.”
But a minimum of now we all know the place we’re: the cleaning soap opera ain’t over and the proverbial fats woman hasn’t handiest now not sung but, she hasn’t even ordered her Uber. There’s a probability. We will have to try to bid Kenny good-bye.
Idle shakes palms with Queen Elizabeth II.
I pressure myself to Cedars-Sinai earlier than break of day to test in. It has been determined I will use a pseudonym. To stay away the tabloids. I ponder whether the tabloids are in any respect involved in me, however nonetheless, it’s going to be more secure, they insist. However, what title to select? I can’t suppose. I in spite of everything choose Mr. Cheeky. Of direction the title of the nature in The Life of Brian who sings, “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.”
It’s nice till I listen any individual calling this title at check-in.
Everyone seems to be up.
“Mr. Cheeky,” they repeat loudly.
“Oh sh-t, that’s me.”
Good factor I didn’t make a choice Biggus Dickus.
Time to stand the tune.
Cedars at break of day. Warm blankets, and Dr. Nissen is as excellent as his phrase and makes me smile as he is available in dressed in his paisley dinner jacket. I depend backward from 10 and lengthy earlier than 4, I have disappeared into the Propofol-filled international. When I get up, I am in restoration. A obscure grey international of being washed and fed. And painkillers. The surgical treatment went smartly, I am confident. Five hours, a part of it robot. The ministering angels within the clinic minister throughout the lengthy nights whilst I come off the opiates, and my inside Yorick comes up with riffs on Famous Last Words:
Sh-t this hurts.
No, I haven’t had a bowel motion but…
Finally my surgeon tells me to move house.
“You’ll get better a lot quicker there.”
He is correct. A couple of days later he confirms the consequences. It used to be pancreatic most cancers. He has reduce all of it out. It used to be now not hooked up to anything else and my lymph nodes had been transparent. The most cancers is long past. They may just to find no additional hint in my physique. I have been a useless guy strolling. I am going to are living.
Only then do I cry.
This summer season, after two years of lockdown, I have in spite of everything succeeded in making it again to Europe and I am sitting fortunately within the sunshine consuming croissants with a large grin on my face when I get an sudden be offering. The manufacturers of The Masked Singer need me to show round and cross all of the as far back as California. Really?
On the telephone they are saying it’s a very foolish demonstrate and I’ve now not precisely been a stranger to very foolish displays. I were a making a song water rat and a crooning moon. I sang “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” as a Japanese maid from Madame Butterfly to the late Queen, as a death swan in a tutu with a complete corps de ballet to Prince Charles, and as soon as, dressed as Emma Thompson from Angels in America, to Mike Nichols. Even at my proudest second, making a song my very own track on the London Olympics, I used to be lifted up and tossed round by way of Bhangra dancers. So I have some enjoy with foolish making a song in public, however would I nonetheless be capable of do this?
Idle plays all through the last rite of the 2012 London Olympic Games on August 12, 2012.
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Only one solution to to find out. I flip proper spherical and are available again.
On our first Zoom name, I wish to pick out an avatar. They demonstrate me 3 gown sketches, and I straight away make a choice the hedgehog. It’s simple to turn into a prickly previous bastard at my age and I do curl up into a ball when attacked, so sure, a hedgehog turns out a suitable id.
Next I have to select a track. Recently I were admiring “Love Me Do,” however I comprehend it’s exhausting to get permission to do a Beatles track so I name my previous good friend at Apple who tells me that it’s now not in fact within the Beatles catalog however in Paul McCartney’s.
“You might have a chance if you asked him,” says Jonathan. “I think he’s forgiven you by now,” he provides, relating to my enjoying Dirk in The Rutles.
So I pluck up braveness and write to Paul. He is type and useful. He ends with, “Anyway, have fun, good luck and let me know what show it is so I can make sure to give it a miss!”
Yes, he’s that humorous.
On degree, I am in consistent threat of tipping ahead and face planting, however sturdy palms all the time succeed in out to grasp me. The demonstrate is the primary time I have carried out since my operation, and the gang is worked up, the jury humorous, the manufacturers happy. I am proud to have pulled it off.
As I take my position beside him all through the filming, moments after being unmasked, William Shatner, dressed as a knight, whispers in my ear, “Wasn’t that the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do in your entire life?”
Hedgehog within the Season 8 premiere of The Masked Singer.
It is then that I start to replicate on how lucky I were, now not handiest to live to tell the tale however as a way to squash my toes into oversize paws and sing and dance at the small screen television. I make a decision to in spite of everything ask Kipper how lengthy he thinks I have. I were checking out each six months and doing smartly, however nonetheless, his resolution shocks me.
“Well, you’re in very good shape. The cancer hasn’t recurred. You should have about 10 years.”
Ten years! Wow.
So, having survived each the illness and the demonstrate, I notice I will have to inform other people what took place to me. And except for thanking Dr. Kipper, Dr. Nissen, and all of the wonderful other people at Cedars, it’s time to do one thing to lend a hand. Because it’s excellent information. And I need to lend a hand unfold it. It’s early days, however we’re beginning the Bright Side Fund at Stand Up To Cancer to fund pancreatic-cancer analysis. I wish to inspire other people in households at top chance of pancreatic most cancers to discover the more recent exams to be had for detecting the illness early. Kipper stated that if we had behind schedule by way of handiest two weeks, I would now not also have noticed the surgeon. So please communicate on your physician to know which screening exams is also best for you and inform your family members to do the similar. Help me lend a hand others like me to live to tell the tale. And, all in combination now: “Always look on the bright side of life…”
Deaths by means of suicide greater 4% in 2021 in comparison to 2020, finishing a two-year decline, in step with provisional data launched by means of the National Center for Health Statistics on Sept. 30. A complete of 47,646 deaths have been recorded as suicides all over 2021, at a fee of about 14 deaths in step with 100,000 other folks.
The biggest will increase have been among men—particularly younger males. The age-adjusted suicide fee rose by means of about 3% amongst men in 2021 and by means of 2% amongst ladies (even though the rise amongst ladies was once no longer statistically important) in comparison to 2020. The largest building up amongst men—8%—befell amongst ages 15 to 24. In 2020, suicide was once the 3rd main reason behind demise for other folks in that age team, and the second one main reason behind demise amongst other folks ages 10 to fourteen and 25 to 34. Past analysis has discovered that the COVID-19 pandemic has been particularly difficult for younger other folks, who have been found to be much more likely than older adults to document signs of despair and nervousness during the crisis.
Suicide deaths in the U.S. lowered all over the Eighties and 90s, however they’ve been most often expanding (apart from for slight declines all over some years) for the ultimate twenty years. In 2021, simply 1% fewer other folks died by means of suicide than in 2018, which is the yr with the very best suicide fee since 1942.
Experts emphasize that the reasons of suicide are complicated, and there are lots of possibility elements. Though the document does no longer speculate about what will have contributed to greater charges in 2021, different researchers have warned that fallout from the pandemic—equivalent to process loss, greater pressure, and social isolation—may create a “perfect storm” that can give a contribution to an building up in suicides.
If you or anyone you realize is also experiencing a mental-health disaster or considering suicide, name or textual content 988. In emergencies, name 911, or search care from a native health facility or intellectual fitness supplier.
(PORTLAND, Ore.) — Oregon is ready to turn out to be the primary state within the country to hide local weather trade bills for positive low-income sufferers underneath its Medicaid program because the most often temperate Pacific Northwest area sees longer warmth waves and extra intense wildfires.
The new initiative, slated to take impact in 2024, will quilt cost for units equivalent to air conditioners and air filters for Medicaid participants with health prerequisites who are living in a space the place an emergency because of excessive climate has been declared by means of the government or the governor’s place of business, in line with the Oregon Health Authority.
It goals to assist folks “dealing with the impact of extreme heat, wildfires and other catastrophes caused by climate change,” OHA director Patrick Allen mentioned.
The measure is a part of what the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, described as “groundbreaking Medicaid initiatives” in Oregon and Massachusetts.
The federal company on Wednesday renewed Medicaid waivers for each states. Those waivers will quilt non-medical services and products equivalent to meals and housing help for folks with medical wishes in a bid to take on the underlying social problems that may purpose deficient well being.
Oregon will obtain $1.1 billion in new federal investment for the brand new Medicaid projects overlaying local weather trade, diet and housing, described as “health-related social needs” by means of well being officers. The state will pilot the adjustments over the following 5 years.
“Health care does not occur in a vacuum—it’s clear that we must look beyond a traditional, siloed approach to truly meet the needs of people, particularly those experiencing complex challenges,” Oregon Gov. Kate Brown mentioned in a remark.
Massachusetts Gov. Charlie Baker mentioned his state will “continue to implement innovative reforms that provide quality care, better health outcomes and equity.”
Oregon’s new Medicaid plan sticks out for 2 first-in-the-nation insurance policies: its local weather trade protection, and a measure that can stay kids incessantly enrolled in Medicaid till age 6 with out households having to re-enroll once a year.
Officials within the Pacific Northwest were looking to modify to the most probably fact of extra intense warmth spells following the area’s deadly “heat dome” climate phenomenon that precipitated document temperatures and deaths in the summertime of 2021.
About 800 folks died in Oregon, Washington, and British Columbia all the way through the warmth wave as temperatures soared to an all-time top of 116 Fahrenheit (46.7 Celsius) in Portland and smashed warmth data in towns and cities around the area. Many of those that died have been older and lived by myself.
In addition to overlaying cost for units that handle wholesome temperatures and blank air within the house, Oregon’s new Medicaid plan will even quilt turbines in terms of energy outages.
“It’s based on the medical indication that you’re particularly vulnerable to heat events, or you have medical devices that are tied to being powered, or sensitive to smoke,” Allen mentioned.
Oregon Medicaid participants with well being prerequisites will turn out to be eligible for such units in the event that they are living in a space the place an emergency because of excessive climate has been declared.
Climate trade can pose dangers to well being, together with heat-related sickness all the way through warmth waves. Extreme climate occasions equivalent to storms and floods too can negatively affect well being, each bodily and psychological, and disrupt meals techniques. The dangers disproportionately have an effect on low-income communities, older folks and the ones with underlying well being prerequisites.
Medicaid is the federal-state well being care insurance coverage program that is helping pay for well being deal with low-income folks of any age. Each state determines eligibility and the total scope of services and products coated. The federal govt reimburses a share of the state’s expenditures.
“There’s lots of discussion in climate change about making sure that as we address the health risks of a changing climate, that we do so in a way that reduces inequities,” mentioned Kristie Ebi, professor within the Center for Health and the Global Environment on the University of Washington.
Oregon’s Medicaid initiative “is an opportunity to reduce some of those inequities for people who can’t afford, for example, a generator to make sure that life-saving equipment continues to run during heat waves,” Ebi mentioned.
As for Medicaid protection of meals and housing help, Oregon and Massachusetts are increasing eligibility for such services and products.
Food give a boost to can come with adapted meal plans in line with well being wishes and Medicaid-funded prescriptions for fruit and veggies. Housing services and products can come with condominium utility help, shifting assist and eviction prevention.
Massachusetts will supply further meal give a boost to for Medicaid participants who’re kids or pregnant ladies with particular medical wishes, in line with the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services.
In Oregon, folks experiencing existence transitions, together with the ones experiencing or liable to homelessness, may also be eligible for condominium help for as much as six months.
Claire Rush is a corps member for the Associated Press/Report for America Statehouse News Initiative. Report for America is a nonprofit nationwide carrier program that puts newshounds in native newsrooms to file on undercovered problems. Follow her on Twitter @ClaireARush.
A unexpected burst of warmth within the higher frame, flushed pores and skin and drenching sweat: Hot flashes are all too acquainted to tens of millions of girls as they transfer via perimenopause and menopause.
In reality, the North American Menopause Society (NAMS) estimates that about 3 out of 4 ladies increase scorching flashes across the time of menopause. About one in 4 ladies to find scorching flashes affecting their high quality of existence such a lot that they flip to their healthcare suppliers (HCPs) to hunt reduction.
Hot flash fundamentals
It isn’t understood precisely what reasons scorching flashes or why some ladies get them and others don’t. Changes in hormone ranges are the in all probability trigger. They would possibly reset the mind’s hypothalamus, which acts like a thermostat. This approach even small temperature adjustments can really feel like a warmth wave.
Some teams of girls are much more likely than others to increase vasomotor symptoms like scorching flashes. Risk elements for extra critical and widespread scorching flashes come with:
Being obese or having weight problems
A high-stress way of life, together with psychological well being stipulations corresponding to melancholy and anxiousness
Socioeconomic elements like decrease training and decrease source of revenue
Race and ethnicity (Black and Latina ladies)
For ladies who’ve scorching flashes, the highest worry is steadily how lengthy they’re going to proceed. “We used to think that hot flashes were primarily after menopause, but we now know that they can and do start before the last menstrual cycle occurs,” mentioned Stephanie Faubion, M.D., MBA, director of the Mayo Clinic’s Center for Women’s Health and clinical director of the North American Menopause Society (NAMS). “The average duration of hot flashes is about seven to nine years, which is a lot longer than we used to think. And about one-third of women who get them will have hot flashes for a decade or longer.”
Can scorching flashes building up the danger of different sicknesses?
What occurs when the new flashes in any case finish? For years, the considering used to be that scorching flashes have been not anything greater than a brief inconvenience. Now, an rising frame of analysis means that having had scorching flashes throughout perimenopause can put you at higher chance for growing positive sicknesses later in existence. These come with heart problems, reminiscence problems and lack of bone mass.
One recent study tested whether or not repeated scorching flashes made ladies much more likely to have a cardiovascular factor like a middle assault or stroke. The researchers discovered that girls who’ve widespread scorching flashes or scorching flashes for a few years confronted a 50% to 77% greater chance of long term heart problems occasions. Standard chance elements for heart problems, corresponding to smoking standing, nutrition and workout, may just now not account for this building up. The ladies’s estrogen ranges additionally may just now not give an explanation for their greater chance.
“We don’t yet know if hot flashes are a direct cause or just a marker for increased risk for heart attacks and strokes down the line,” Faubion mentioned. “It’s possible that vasomotor symptoms like hot flashes are actually a new female-specific cardiovascular disease risk factor and there may be risk differences depending on the pattern of hot flashes that women experience.”
Are scorching flashes connected to bone loss?
It’s lengthy been recognized that menopause and its drop in estrogen may end up in thinning bones and osteoporosis. Evidence now suggests that girls who get scorching flashes could also be much more likely to get bone fractures later. A 2015 study checked out information from the Women’s Health Initiative Clinical Trial, an eight-year find out about of just about 30,000 ladies ages 50-79 who didn’t use hormone substitute treatment.
The researchers discovered that girls who’d had reasonable or critical scorching flashes have been just about two times as more likely to get hip fractures throughout the find out about duration as those that didn’t have scorching flashes. The ladies with scorching flashes additionally had decrease bone mineral density.
Can scorching flashes trigger reminiscence loss or bother napping?
Many ladies have discovered that their skill to sleep and take into accout issues neatly can take successful throughout menopause. Fortunately, those adjustments usually are transient.
Faubion identified that there are lots of explanation why a girl can have sleep problems throughout menopause, now not simply scorching flashes. “Women can also develop a primary sleep disorder, like obstructive sleep apnea or restless legs syndrome, during this time,” she mentioned. “Any sleep disturbance is a concern always because poor sleep is associated with worse health outcomes over time, so a doctor visit is always warranted.”
As for brain fog and reminiscence lapses throughout perimenopause, most girls will absolutely recuperate as their hormonal ranges even out. As for what function, if any, scorching flashes play in cognitive serve as, that’s now not but transparent. Two main researchers wrote in a 2020 review article that it’s too quickly to determine a cause-and-effect courting between scorching flashes and mind well being, however that treating scorching flashes would possibly prove to lend a hand with mind fog.
If you may have scorching flashes, don’t endure in silence
Treating your scorching flashes would possibly considerably enhance your high quality of existence. “Women need to hear that there are safe and effective symptom management options out there, and they don’t have to suffer with these symptoms if they’re bothered by them,” Faubion mentioned. “If hot flashes are getting in the way of your daily activities, your relationships, your work, your ability to function, your ability to enjoy life, please make an appointment with your doctor.”
Visit themenopause clinician finder on the website online of the North American Menopause Society to discover a NAMS Certified Menopause Practitioner close to you.
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